Not Your Mama’s Text: Texts From Last Night Rock Your World

Are you some sort of big shot because you get a text or two from some drunk skank you “party” with periodically?  Texts From Last Night is here to break some sad news to you.  You’re life is dull.  They prove this by posting the most outlandish texts from all over the USA.  Think I’m kidding?   Check this out, Larry:

(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

It’s only gets better…or worse, depending on how you look at it.  Though I prides myself on being creative, edgy and endlessly interesting, I can’t hang with TFLN.  I don’t think I could ever have SMS texts that are that crazy.  The good news is that some of you sleazeballs out there are dysfunctional enough to keep this TFLN train moving.  Who knew an SMS message could be so nauseatingly glorious.

Texts from Last Night (TFLN) is the brainchild of LL and BB.  They created this site in February 2009 to highlight the craziness that life throws at us.  They do their best to keep uber pornographic and racist texts out.  It’s simple.  All you have to do is enter the area code and the text.  You can also (as listed above) include the responses and the back and forth.

There are two sections to this site that we love:  Best Nights and Worst Nights. One can imagine the crazy texts that would come on the nights that fall into the Worst Nights category.  See below for an example of each.

Best Night

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Worst Night

(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

Between Facebook and Twitter updates done via mobile phone, SMS texting has become second nature to most of the younger members of society.  For better or worse, it’s here to stay.  We are happy to see that TFLN is doing their part by making it fun.  As they know, truth is stranger than fiction!  Keep up the great work, Texts from Last Night.